thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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