Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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