I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Banned from zoo.
Again?
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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