If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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