You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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