were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
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