We won't sleep together?
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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