Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
false alarm. still invincible.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
