I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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