Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
MY DINNER LAST NIGHT CONSISTED OF SEMEN AND A PROTEIN SHAKE... MY TRAINER WOULD BE PROUD I DIDN'T HAVE CARBS!
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