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So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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