I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
You were trust falling into bushes
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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