just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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