I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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