just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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