Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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