I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
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