I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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