my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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