I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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