no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Randomize
