I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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