Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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