It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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