i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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