he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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