So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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