Yo dont text me then not text me
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
it's like heaven, but drunker
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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