I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Randomize
