Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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