i don't like sucking hair
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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