her vagine was all disorganized.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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