Already got asked if we're dating
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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