And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
