i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
well you can't waste a boner
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Randomize
