i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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