he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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