I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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