bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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