Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Randomize
