i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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