A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
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