I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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