So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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