I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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