Ambien. No doubt about it.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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