PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
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