forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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