Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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