if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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