Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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