Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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